OH…I forgot the Elephant Jokes
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: (they will say NO). Works, doesn't it?!
Q: How do you know there have been elephants in the fridge?
A: There's footprints in the butter.
Q: Why do elephants paint their ears yellow?
A: That's not paint, its butter.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red, blue, green, orange, yellow, and brown?
A: So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q: How many elephants fit into a VW-bug?
A: 4 as the bug is a 4-seater.
Q: And how many giraffes are fitting into a VW-bug?
A: None. There are already 4 elephants in it
Gah….
It sure was a wild day yesterday with those winds. Today was an absolute picture perfect day though wasn't it.
ReplyDeleteNever have thought about blogging about going to the dump. Slow news day!
ReplyDeleteWe were in Minamee, CA. In spite of all the wind advisories, We were very comfortable. Now in Borrego Springs...let's see what happens here.
ReplyDeleteThe left you and blew thru Texas yesterday with a vengeance. Glad its warming up for you.
ReplyDeleteThose winds sure have hung around a lot this year. It seems much more than the year before too.
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