An American had passed away and when standing at the Pearly Gates facing St.Peter he saw thousands of clocks on the walls. "What are all those clocks for over there? he asked. St. Peter replied "Those are lying clocks. Every one has a clock here and when ever a lie is done the hands will move. That clock over there is Mother Theresa's clock. It never moved as she always told the truth, and that one there is George Washington's clock. It moved twice as he lied only twice in his life."
" Where is President Trump's clock? the man asked.
"It is in Jesus' room. He uses it as a ceiling fan!